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Shmian

A person who possesses a head in comparable size to Andre the Giant, or several bowling balls put together.

Said person may or may/not have a larger body or frame (particularly in height), but the size of his head is so large, it its like the head of a blow-pop on a small stick.
" Yeah, that dude is a Shmian. "

or

" Hey, this hat doesn't fit. Can I get a bigger size? "

" No. We don't have hats for Shmians " .
by BodySlamsAllDay April 29, 2013
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shrangle

A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "strangle" (a la "slithy" or "mimsy") meaning to strangle someone with such force, you poop your pants.
"Remember that German girl I met at the bar last night? When we got to her dorm room, she wanted me to shrangle her..."

"Well, did you?"

"Fuck yeah I did! But I straight up destroyed the sheets on her bed..."
by Bouzsi December 3, 2018
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shringa

your typical 5'3 bitch who loves music and is a fucking extrovert..loves friends spicy food always baby!!
she looks like shringa!
by Frostbitbitch December 1, 2021
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Shringa

An extroverted girl who'd start a conversation with anyone at any given time. She's kind, friendly and a party animal. She gets flustered easily and likes making dirty jokes. Overall, she is an amazing person and her presence can ease anyone's boredom.
Tom : Hey, I met Shringa today at the mall. She's awesome!
Harry : I know right!? Her jokes always crack me up.
by IdkwhatI'mdoinghere December 1, 2021
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Shrikant

Shrikant is a doremon.He likes movies like Ek Deewana tha.He is so clever but lazy too.He likes football so much.A dog lover. Very hard to understand.!
Friendship of nobita and Doremon will lasts forever shrikant
by Anudorya January 9, 2023
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epic shrinkage

The act of having your wang shrunken to the size of a single testicle while playing water polo in two speedos.
After the three consecutive games in the championship, jonnyboy experienced epic shrinkage so great that he was too embarrassed to even get out of the pool.
by zee ubernator April 21, 2009
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ground shrinkage

1. When you see a big buck through your gun scope, but when you walk up to it on the ground, its antlers have "magically" shrunk.

2. Referring to when you see a hot girl from a distance, but find out that she's actually hideous close up.
you: "bro, I'm gonna go get that chick's number that just walked in. She looks FINE!"

minutes later....

your friend: "how'd it go?"
you: "really disappointing. When I got up to her, there was some major ground shrinkage so I bailed."
by elchavito99 November 17, 2011
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