shooeblap

A mixed alcoholic coctail consisting of a double shot of vodka of your choosing, 8oz of moscato, sangria or similarly fruity wine a splash of cranberry juice (not cocktail) and a lime wedge with an obserd ammount of ice.

Oh hi Mark, you wanna go drink a few shooeblaps and get goofy?

by Some Guy (Robert DeNiro face) May 28, 2019

shoebox funeral

Burial of the victim of a fire, explosion, massive crash, which leaves so little remains that fit in a shoebox.

So little left of the victim he could have had a shoebox funeral.

by barber of seville April 12, 2019

Shoieb

Destroyer of non existent things. Good at everything. Qualified and certified in all terrorism activities. Good at piloting planes. Big cock but probably has a a bigger heart.

That guys definitely a Shoieb

by straightHeterosexualMan2021 January 21, 2021

Shoeb

A person who visits the beach or the shore that doesn't live there all year around.

There's alot of shobe's here this weekend. Go home shoeb !

by Uol July 7, 2021

Shoebill

A Shoebill stork is a endangered species of bird. Despite having the word stork in its name Shoebills are more related to pelicans and seagulls than storks. Some people might think that a Shoebill would be aggressive or rude, based on their appearance and how they are territorial; but Shoebills are surprisingly nice to humans as far as to let a random stranger touch their children. Because of how the Shoebills act they are hunted for sport and took to be tested on. The ironic gun sound that Shoebills are most known for is their mating call; it sounds like a gun because they lack vocal cords to make sound so they snap there beak together to make the iconic gun sound.

Child at zoo: wow can we go say hi to that big bird over there mom.

Mother at zoo: ok, but it's called a shoebill and it's name is Sushi. When we go meet Shushi remember to bow to show you want to pet them.

Child at zoo: ok moomm, I will.

by Kaka bird August 5, 2022

Shoeb

Another name for a tragic event revolving around a miscarriage or the passing of a newborn.

"Unfortunately, she had a shoeb birth."
"I was almost a shoeb, luckily the doctors fixed me."

by Buttsagington July 9, 2023

Colonial Shoebie

Same as a regular shoebie except in a colonial tourism area rather than a beach.

There will be thousands of Colonial Shoebies in Williamsburg for the 4th of July, unfortunately.

by DeathNova June 27, 2005