Shortlight

When you are crossing at a traffic light pedestrian crossing with an island in the middle of the crossing, upon reaching the island the crossing indicator turns red.

Past tense: Shortlighted
Present tense: Shortlighting
Future tense: Shortlight

Past tense: Sorry i was late for work, i got shortlighted at Spencer street.
Present tense:Goddammit, it shortlighting again.
Future tense: Careful, that thing might shortlight you

by mirage_joker May 13, 2011

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Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

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shorttiee

Cutest miniature person around. Can charm anything walking. Is great with fashion and style !

Yo! Shorttiee is badddd! She can pull anyone!

by Shorty96 December 20, 2016

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shortian

A bad to the bone short kid that so happens to be savage af. Shortians do sometimes get harassed because of there not so intimidating size. Short Ian's can hold him/her self up in a fight and has an easy cheap shot advantage so don't try to fight them.

a shortian is a lad that is 5 foot or shorter and has to be somewhat savage

by Shortian leader July 8, 2017

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shortsized

The same as “funsized”; cute, short (obviously), funny and and seriously hot. However, shortsized is more the complimentary side of funsized, so minus the annoying voice and more of the “sex on legs” type of description.

“Hey Katie is soooo shortsized isn’t she?”
“Yeah I know, I’d smash”
“That’s my shortsized girl, back off”

by Babes101977789 October 20, 2017

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