by Gracism December 19, 2013
Get the shoring mug.Urban / hip-hop culture based term for children with reference to their short stature. Often encountered among lyrics for rap music. There is also an infered context that the so referenced children are targets for potential underage sexual liasion.
by feca August 30, 2006
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The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.
Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?
Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.
Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!
Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.
Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!
by DCJoey November 10, 2009
Get the Shorie Chokehold mug.Every gay mans dream, a large amount of naked men standing in a line waiting to give and or be pleasherd. very very scary.
by Redapril1 March 26, 2008
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(not to be confused with pauly shore having an orgy)
(not to be confused with pauly shore having an orgy)
by the-real-mattrix September 29, 2011
Get the shorgy mug.A cute girl u think is cute and u make a nickname for her and u dont want to her to find out u like her
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by cute dude forever April 26, 2016
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