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shoemaker

Chef/pro kitchen term. Someone who just putters around and is useless in the kitchen.
The new cook is a shoemaker. He doesn't even know how to make chicken stock
by DWL September 19, 2005
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shomance

The romantic involement/ flirting of two actors, who are not actually roamantically involeved, who are involved in a play, playing characters who are romantically involed with each other.
Chris Irvin & Nora DeGeorge
by Peter George April 4, 2004
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Shomalom

The ultimate discrase of being 'shomed' or 'shamed'
Karl: I'm gonna be sick...
Andrew: SHOMALOM!
by YodiLads February 18, 2009
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Willie Shoemaker

(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker
Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?

Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"
by Trainher May 16, 2008
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Showmaster

Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.

In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.

Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.

We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.
“Nobody new David was a bigamist until both wives turned up at his funeral. What a Showmaster!”
by cardman December 9, 2008
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shomaze

I am shocked and yet amazed; I'm shomazed!

That's shomazing!

You shomaze me.
by AJ4UMMM May 11, 2009
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Shoogaloo

A Shoogaloo is more than just your best friend. It's your BFF.
Hey girl, you're my Shoogaloo for life!
by RWeiss27 March 27, 2016
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