shmoused

to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.

1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.

by Bouch March 2, 2005

Shamus

Devil worshiper and aggressive over eater.

That shamus just ate a baby.
“Josh! Why are you such a midget shamus!”

by Amethyst February 1, 2018

Shomps

Shomps is the definition of shit! but a replacment...
Say if you were talking to a 3 yr old, and you stood on a plug... Instead of saying "Oh shir!" you'd say "Oh shomps!"

JazzyB: You remember the concerts on tonight, right?

Hannah: Oh Shomps!

by yagooo July 6, 2011

Dirty Shamus

When you stick your fingers in your partner's asshole and wiggle them until they're coated in shit, then pull them out and shove them in your ears.

I like to end my week with a Dirty Shamus.

by OK Dilligaf June 4, 2021

Shomes

Some hoes

Man yall shomes for tht.

I got shomes

by Imani jacksonnnnn December 14, 2017

shouse

Pronunciation: rhymes with "blouse"
Function: verb
Inflected forms: shoused; shousing
Etymology: From the words "shirt" and "blouse."

1: to pull down a woman's top so as to expose her breasts or brassiere.

1: That bitch shoused me and everyone saw my boobs!

by ThatGirlOverThere December 14, 2008

Shomes Uddin

Some guy from stepney

Shomes Uddin is a guy from stepney

by Decub Haskat October 25, 2003