shomion

A dipshit term for a guy who thinks he is funny at the workplace. He is truely a dart playing fool who hulks out at the slightest movement of a federally.

Did you see that guy? Yea, what a shomion

by Nolan Saufley February 15, 2005

Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher May 5, 2012

shommit

When you are so sick that you begin to simotanously shit and vomit at the same time.

I was sitting on the toilet not feeling so well when i began to shommit.

by swallytrip January 11, 2009

Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 17, 2008

shomi

a man who is obsessed with himself, and works out at least once a day. he is gorgeous!!! Some say that the "shomi" species are half gay.

"damn look at that sexy hunk working out over there. it looks like he's checking out that guy's ass, but he's also staring at that girl"

"he must be a shomi."

by shomi's lover May 26, 2008

shomit

The substance made when dogs (or anyone I guess) eat shit and then procede to vomit or thow it up all over the place.

Dude your dog just shomit on the carpet!

by Karl June 8, 2004

Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 24, 2010