Shombie

Noun; zombie made of shadows.

Known only to be found in Alan Wake. Armed with axes and chainsaws, manifest at inopportune times.

Plural: shombies.

Girl 1: I think we're going to make it to the next light source... here you play for a bit.

Girl 2: ok-AHHHHH

Girl 1: OMG that shombie manifested itself from nowhere and we're out of torch batteries!

by Cptn Chaos January 7, 2011

Bro Shambo

When skateboarders play a game called "S.K.A.T.E" they use this term as another word for "rock, paper, scissors" to decide who will go first.

skater 1: "ok let's bro shambo!"
skater 2: "ok, rock, paper, scissors!"
skater 1: "damnit!!" "you win!!"

by Man With Board April 21, 2010

Shamboozled

Getting both really drunk and really high, simultaneously.

"I was so drunk and high, that I made up the word shamboozled."
"After the bar we were wasted, then we went back home and smoked a joint and got completely shamboozled."

by DB, Beej August 4, 2008

facebook showboating

When a person want's to appear to other people as if they have a life when in all reality they're simply seeing attention and haven't quite figured out how to be interesting enough to do it for real.

Status Update: Jennifer

Hanging out with some friends — with Melissa and Jason at The St. Bar.

Comments:
Jason: I so needed this. Thank you girls so much. I love you all.
9 minutes ago · Like

Jennifer: Jason I will always be here no matter what comes in our life. I know you are hurting and I wish I could take the pain away! Love ya my bestie!!!!
7 minutes ago · Like
Anita: Aren't you guys sitting across the bar from each other? You're just facebook showboating.

by Aphroditesdesire January 27, 2012

shoebooty

Someone who is so poor, he is dressed very badly. From a character who wore one shoe and one boot in the American tv series All in the Family

Shoebooty are exempt from jury duty, because lawyers fear poverty is contagious.

by TMD-Timothy September 15, 2007

shobo

An idiot; someone who needs to go get a life
A word you use when you can't think of another insult

Person 1: Hey guess what i did last night
Person 2: World of warcraft?
Perond 1: Yeah!
Person 2: You're a shobo, shut up

by bobicus307 April 5, 2010

shambo

An efficient and fool-proof mechanism for resolving minor disputes, a/k/a rock-paper-scissors.

We couldn't decide who would be the designated driver, so we shambo'd for it.

We used shambo to decide who would get the last pizza slice.

by ej76az June 11, 2006