A guy who is a complete dickhead, he truly does not know that there are many, many, many people who wish him harm.
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"
He continually asks probing questions which start out with "would you rather...." and commonly end with "and there is a guy who will blow the world up if you dont choose anything"
oh shit, there is a shomar coming by.... DARN.... he saw us, hope he doesnt ask a would you rather question
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1. He had cholera he was shomiting
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.
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Everyone knows the great SHOMSJDNWNQE; the ancient demon of the depth awoken by none other than Nibura Chan
Everyone knows the great SHOMSJDNWNQE; the ancient demon of the depth awoken by none other than Nibura Chan
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Get the SHOMSJDNWNQE mug.Being a "shomar" is to engage in conversation with people of afican american heritage and pretending you are one of them even though you are a little dipshit white guy.
It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.
It is widely know thoughout the world the practices of the church of shomarism, they performs acts like the one mentioned above. People who partake in such actions are commonly known as shomarites. Shomarism is one of the fastest growing religions since the introduction of jedism. Shomarites have their own sacred text similar to the catholics bible, it is known as "the idiots guide to being black", it contains many scriptures on how the followers of this faith should act in everyday situations.
Billy: "look at that white guy pretending to be black, he's such a shomar"
David: "yeah he is, he must be a shomarite"
David: "yeah he is, he must be a shomarite"
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Showing off what appears to be a large roll of cash to decieve those around into believing you are wealthier than you are.
Showing off what appears to be a large roll of cash to decieve those around into believing you are wealthier than you are.
Not having enough to impress the stripper into coming home with him, Big Ben whiped out a roll of shomoney knowing he could never have her any other way.
Big Joe is always showing off his roll shomoney to bring the old gals looking for security home with him. Little do they know show money means NO Money.
Big Joe is always showing off his roll shomoney to bring the old gals looking for security home with him. Little do they know show money means NO Money.
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