shlong

the thing that turd doesnt have

by mahad johnson March 4, 2003

Shlong Dong

A penis that is very large in size, like a chode.

I have a shlong dong

by Matwak April 23, 2017

Under Shlong

A under mounted kitchen sink that a man can use to wash his cock and balls.

After a not so promising day shopping for a new sink Mr. Know-it-all came home and washed his junk in his Under Shlong.

by Aisle 41 December 1, 2013

shlong bot

A shlong bot is a super sexy fuck machine with abs.

"Wow that guy is an ultra mega shlong bot.'

by shnukertown69 September 22, 2011

Shlong Sisters

The female equivalent of "Tunnel Buddies". When two females have had coitus with the same male ( not necessarily at the same time).

Stav: Omg did you hear that Shay and Maya both had sex with Harel!1!1!1
Tamar: So are they Shlong Sisters?
Stav: Yup!1!1!

by shlongsisters May 7, 2021

donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

Bong Shlong

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016