Shlart

When human feces exit the male genitalia with extreme force. Similar to silly string.

Jeffery shlarted all over his first grade class

by GIMOOSH October 22, 2022

Shlarmy

To feel sunken or lacking in shape; to feel like a worm, or a sack of flesh without bones.

Did you see Johnny the other day? The poor slob hasn’t been to the gym all week, he’s looking a bit shlarmy.

by ShlarmWow3846 May 25, 2023

Salarrrd

Pirate Salad

Aye, i surrrre fancy some o' that salarrrd

by Babbacheek February 1, 2010

salaried

1. In the USA, typically an annual wage rate based upon a 40 hour (snicker) work week.
2. Taking it in the ass from the man who signs your pay check.
3. Thinking of your hourly rate and getting sick. Because you are in essence your boss's labor bitch and the calculation will result in rapid onset depression.

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm salaried."

* Translation *

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I wish. I'm just taking it in the ass from the man who signs my pay check."

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Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm salaried."

* Translation *

Your Buddy: "So how's work?"
You: "Ya mean that 50-70 hour thing I do each week?"
Your Buddy: "Yeah - er...jeez. Are you hourly?"
You: "Fuck I don't want to think about it. I'm thinking about my hourly rate and getting sick."

by Mr. J OneLessThanRe June 14, 2011

salaried slave

A funny way to call an employee.

Slave owners figured out that they can exploit human beings more profitably by tricking them and enslaving them covertly. The trick works like this. Employers post a help wanted ad, interview candidates and hire the ones they see will be more productive. They pay each employee a salary. By hiring a worker employers, some of who are in reality slave masters, have shifted the burden of maintaining a slave from themselves to the employee because now the employee is the one who must obtain his or her own food, clothing, shelter, and transportation. That is what salaries are for, and that's why some 'Help Wanted' ads should really be called 'Slave Wanted' ads, some employees a 'salaried slave,' and some employers 'slave masters.'

by but for December 24, 2017

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

Salarious

Something that is sad and hilarious at the same time.

My family treats me like shit, salarious.

by Lefty Malone December 7, 2018