Pimm's-slapped

1. Getting drunk on Pimm's No. 1 Cup.

2. Refusing to drink Pimm's at Henley Royal Regatta, and getting slapped for this affront.

1. Lady Astor: "Lord Churchill, you're Pimm's-slapped!"
Churchill: "Madam, I may be Pimm's-slapped, but - BLRRHUHH!"

2. "I say, old thing, did you witness that commotion this afternoon in the Steward's Enclosure when the Yank turned down the Pimm's? The silly chap got himself Pimm's-slapped something frightful!"

by time-it July 8, 2010

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Kappa Slapper

A female of the Chav species. The comman Kappa slapper is usually wearing Kappa labeled sports attire, hair is usually bleached blonde, donning roots and scraped back into a high side ponytail in order to look semi Ghetto. Usually hangs around bus stops and the local hangouts to look Street, Dope and Down. Usually asks passers buy for money, cigarettes, and to borrow your Mobile phone (cell phone) only to later steal it to sell off in order to buy crack.

Location: Town Centre.

Kappa Slapper 1: S'cuse me mate, you got time on ya?

Passer-by: Yes its two o'clock

Kapper Slapper 1: Thanks mate, you got any ciggys on ya?

Passer-by: No, sorry

Kapper Slapper 2: Your well gay

Kapper Slapper 1: 'Ere mate lend us your phone i need to call me mam

Passer-by: Er, ok, here... (gives phone)

Kapper Slapper 1: TAXED!

(Runs away with phone)

Kapper Slapper 2 (Calls out): See ya later - Minge

by la_dolce-vita December 28, 2005

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