Shiv

A crude knife which is crafted.

The prisoner made a shiv.

by FlakyKidd May 20, 2015

dirty shiv

See shiv but smeared in animal feces. That way, if the initial stab is insufficient, the wound gets horribly infected

"That bitch stole my pancake, get me my dirty shiv!"

by TwelvePercent March 2, 2016

Shiv

Shiv is an Indian whose most likely to ask for your credit card numbers. Shiv is also a gay Mukbang asmr youtuber who eats ramen noodles on a daily basis and call a total of 71 people to get the 3-digit security code on local citizens credit card.

But beware, if you dont comply to Shiv he will cut open the padlock on your cellar door with bolt cutters at 3am, walk up the stairs, go into your kitchen to eat ramen mukbang, go into your bedroom and furiously vibe you with his Indian Punjabi powers. He might turn you into an Indian.

Friend- Hey man nice sun tan.
Victim- I'm not tan... Im Indian.
Friend- How did you turn Indian?
Victim- Shiv...
Friend-*Phone Rings* Hello?
Shiv- Hello sir we detected a virus on you laptop what are the first 4 numbers on your credit card.
Friend- *Suprised Pikachu face*

by Troy Maggins November 9, 2019

Shiv

A young lad with a big cock who repeatedly pounds a women/girls ass as if his cock were to be a knife and usually finds women with a big ass

Sometimes is homophobic

I am gonna be a shiv tonight.

by Dr. Timothy April 11, 2019

Shiv

A person with an intellect higher than your mind can possibly perceive, and who usually tends to be narcissistic.

"Damn man you sound like a Shiv right now dog"

by Malcolm_Kershaw December 26, 2017

Shiv

A person with a huge dick, and a good personality, always happy and the girls love him although he might be ugly , it's also a type of knife made out of anything but metal. And also is a hindu god

Hey shiv I want your dick

by I'm.everyone's. king January 12, 2020

Shiv

A tall friendly guy who gets girls and has a huge dick so be prepared

Omg I wish my dick was as big as shiv’s

by Shiv batra November 18, 2020