shitteer

A person who cant shit right because that were up having anal sex all night.

My friend said she was having trouble going to the bathroom so i called her a shitteer.

by amg23101 December 13, 2006

Shitkakke

When someone partakes in sexual activity where it involves one sub an usually multiple doms who stand above the sub and then defecates onto the sub. Once all the dominants have finished the sub then rolls around it the faeces for sexual pleasure

Donna "Oh hello there, would you like to participate in Shitkakke?" Dancer "Why yes I would!" Donna "Well please lower your faecal matter onto my face post haste!"

by shartsaway May 8, 2017

shittahrea

meaning something disgusting. such as a combination of shit, and diarrhea. developed in may 19,2011. by Gerardo Morales & David Castillo.

1.dude you smell like shittahrea.
2.your face looks like shittahrea.

by D.C & G.M June 21, 2011

Shittake

another word for saying shit.

Dutch: Wasabii, Bean??
Bean: Shittake! Want to come chilll?

by HempNaturelle January 29, 2009

shiitake slap

"shiitake slap" also known as mushroom slapping, or cock smacking, is the action of cock smacking. A shiitake slap is when a person (usually circumsized male) slaps another person with their genetilia, leaving a mushroom imprint on their head.

Jake shiitake slapped Khale and left a mushroom imprint on his head.
I will shiitake slap you!

by Aces R High October 20, 2006

Shitcake

That crap your mom makes.
A cake that tastes like shit.

"MMM great shit cake auntie Maurine!"

"Always glad to try a slice of your shitcake!"

"What a load of shitcake!"

"Anybody for Shitcake?"

by Sopdiedop January 12, 2008

shitcakes

its pretty self explantory, and also a grand alternative for some other cruel words.. and feel free to add in your own versions.. pinapplecakes, crabcakes, bullcakes, asiancakes.. be creative!!

omg the french test was today?!?!?!??! fuck!!

now now.. dont be like that!

sorry.. SHITCAKES!!

by karanna January 19, 2008