shitcockery

Behavior related to acting like an immature, foul-mouthed, unpleasant forum troll more interested in being antisocial than anything else.

After a while, I grew tired of the shitcockery on Fark.com and stopped going to its forums

by Canobes August 29, 2017

Shitkickery

When a shitkicker enters English equestrian competition

The cowgirl tried to elevate herself from shitkickery by performing in the English equestrian competition.

by Shitkickery December 2, 2018

Shitpocketing

When you secretly And stealthily take a shit into a strangers pocket.

“Mum, what did you get up to today?”

“I was in the town centre, I did some shitpocketing.”

by Kirstiejayner June 12, 2020

Shitwalker

(N. ADJ) - A person that crab walks from one bathroom to another or stall to find toilet paper 🧻

I was in the bathroom washing my hands and this shitwalker came out of the stall and went into the other one

by Nomad barbie September 23, 2020

Shitlicker

The one organism that chooses to eat absolute shit and has a weird ass name.

Joe: Mhm This Shit Bussin 🚌

Stranger: Your a Shitlicker and your name stinks like shit 😷

by Foaliey September 11, 2021

Mexican Shitkicker

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

by slancio April 26, 2011

Chef Shitbaker

A baker known for his bakery in Inkwell Isle, NY, if you say his name, it's said that he will blow your brains out

Person 1: Hey, guess what, I went to Inkwell Isle and even visite Chef Shitbaker's Baker- (gets his brains blown out)
Chef Shitbaker: That's what happens if you say my name

by Whackcoon May 25, 2023