shittin bricks

To Be Scared As FUCK.

that nigga was shittin bricks when the bitch said she was pregnant.

by i get paper January 12, 2008

Shitfinger

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitting

what my parents call everything when they're angry. Must be a polite way of saying fucking.

-Get your shitting fork out of my plate, Eric!

-Take your shittin' ass someplace else, you're being annoying.

by TheBx41 September 22, 2012

Shittin' my tits

A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.

"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"

by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008

shitting liquid

Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls

Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump

by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016

Megan Shilling

Megan is one of the best people out there. She is an awesome teacher and friend. She is a old grandma that yells at kids a lot. Her favorite kids of all time are Ali, Allison, and Emily they are the best students she has ever had and will ever have. She also likes to eat a lot of candy and drink coffee.

Megan Shilling is one of the best teachers you could ever find in the whole world.

by Alfa May 23, 2016

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017