shitdick

when u cornhole someone and pull out with extras

"i funked some nasty ghetto ho in the arse, and got poopdick!"

by condomkid September 19, 2003

Shitdiculous

Something that is ridiculous and shit at the same time.

'Holy shit, that shit be shitdiculous'

by Antmonk April 28, 2008

shishido

hot fucker with good looking kids

Damn, look at shishido and his good lookin' kids
that janine looks mighty juicy

by Y-bod August 6, 2008

Shitdick

A parasitic disease which includes a major symptom known as shitting out of ones dick when in the act of peeing. The origins of this highly rare parasite is unknown, but it was rumored to have first occured in 5000BCE when a cave man decided to shove a dung beetle up his dick; hence the name 'shitdick.' The chances of a male child being born with shitdick is .69% or 69 people in every 10000. Shitdick can also be spread by remaining in the carbon dioxide bubbles of soda. It seems to prefer Coke over Pepsi. Shitdick is also known to cause a hostile personality shift when the host is accused to harbor shitdick. If the host refuses the accusation before asking it is clear that person has shitdick. Shitdick has yet to be funded and the cure is unknown.

I feel bad for Jose. It seems his Shitdick is really acting up today.

by Red Cross November 15, 2013

Shishir

Someone who always has long hair and when he cuts it it grows back in a couple of days.

Why do you look like a shishir man.

by Deepanshu January 11, 2008

shitbird

From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass

"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"

"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"

"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."

"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."

by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017