shithead

This is the work of the Devil, this word. Never utter it in front of your children, or to your elders. Instead use the old fashioned "Up yours, fucker".

"I won't repent, won't lose my mind, SHITHEAD!!!"

by Shithead April 7, 2003

Christian Shithead

Every Christian is a shithead. Anyone who believes a guy's mother was a virgin and then she got pregnant by a god is already kinda wacko. And then the contradictory things this so-called messiah supposedly said....the "gospels" aren't the "gospel truth" if you read them carefully, you'll see they contradict each other and then when a "gospel" wasn't approved by the early church, they declared it false. So there's a lot of stuff out there about Jesus and Mary Magdalene getting it on. Your imaginary friend in the sky isn't going to save you.

Do good on this Earth right now. Take care of other people. Take care of the planet. Hate all Republicans. Vote against the asshole teaparty and you have a chance.

Joe: Hey, Bernardo, check out the Christian Shithead over there! She's born again.

Bernardo: Must have been a tough birth for her mother.

Well, looky here, what have we got? A Christian Shithead! Another one, dammmmm. Can't get rid of those fuckers.

by Lova My Nay-Bah September 17, 2010

shithattery

comical combination of "asshattery" and "dipshittery" used to exemplify exceptional cases of extreme asshattery and dipshittery

99% of the criminals on the COPS shows, 100% of the shenanigans on RENO 911

"The end of the world is May21 2011!....No wait, it's in November....." - Harold Camping; expert in shithattery

Random moron "If you let the gays marry, the next thing you know they'll let people marry dogs!"

Remotely intelligent person "Shithattery."

by Dr Parallelogram July 25, 2011

Shighetti

When you start shitting out of your dick and it comes out looking like spaghetti

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy's shighetti?
Person 2: Nice.

by Rude Redhead January 7, 2012

shithead

a black icon

im shithead and i walk like this

by dic khole May 3, 2018

shithead

a fucking idiot who doesnt pay his bills

Person 1: Yo he aint paying his bills for some reason
Person 2: ah, he a shithead

by 404 not fucking found February 9, 2021

Dirty Shithead

Shithead(Sh-i-theed)

Where an Indian or Pakistani man shits in a bucket and pisses in it. Then he rubs the mixture over his dick to which a person gives him a blowjob and tries to clean the penis as best they can and ingests the mixture.

Person 1: I am so exited!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: My daughter said that she will give me a Dirty Shithead
Person 2: How old is she?
Person 1: 10

by EDL DAVE? February 17, 2021