shitdick

When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.

oh my god, shitdick! gross!

by Ozzysnack May 28, 2011

shitdick

Originates from the boy-girl (it) Alex Schad. Meaning alex is gay, when he pulls his dick out of his man-bitches ass and it has shit on it.

Alex is sure a shitdick

by Fuckalexschadintheass August 7, 2004

shitdizzle

when one eats bad taco's and can shit thru a keyhole, the eruption of shit is a shitdizzle storm!

Yo, Taco Bella gave my the shitdizzle yall.

by fartzzzz April 20, 2007

Shitpipe

the pipe (oil burner) used to smoke shit (methamphetamine,crystal,speed,ice) out of.

guy #1 : yo do u party?
guy #2 : yeah
guy #1 : do u have any?
guy #2 : yeah but i dont have a shitpipe.
guy #! : no prob! i got one!!!

by jackson, j May 15, 2006

shitdick

When your dick smells like shit.

"my dick smells like shit."

by stonethechildren May 12, 2003

shitdick

1. a good butt fuck always gives you shit dick
2. A racial slur for an african american

1. samantha adams a.k.a. sam adams
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}

by Reesezizow July 26, 2005

Shitdick

1. What you get from having anal sex.
2. Slang for "Stupid Bitch".

1. Yo, does it look like I have Shitdick?
2. You shitdick!

by The Squid March 20, 2003