Sartastic

Fantasticly sarcastic.

That security guard was sartastic!

What a sartastic asshole!

by blythe07 March 18, 2009

Shitstick

An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shittastic

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.

"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"

by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Shitstick

A tall or thin person that is devoid of any personality.

John: "Jimmy is such a shitstick!"
Frank: "I know, why would he shove a stick up his ass?"

by Pixelasia December 11, 2018

sartastical

A humorous and perfectly cromulent portmanteau of "sarcastic" and "fantastical." That which is sartastical is fantastically sarcastic, or indicative of extravagantly fanciful sarcasm.

Person A: "Problematical is a perfectly cromulent word."
Person B: "It embiggens even the poorest writers among us."
Person C: "That's ironical, isn't it?"
Person D: "Actually, that's sartastical."

by Ed Hominem November 14, 2009

Shartastic

The feeling of ecstasy after one releases a shart.

After 6 bean burritos for breakfast, 10 minutes, and one giant release, the feeling could only be described as shartastic.

by Joshsanity May 24, 2012