Swimmer

An overall sexy individual. The girls almost always have a hot body. i.e. Natalie Couglin. All swimmers are extraordinarily committed to the sport. Swimming is definitely the most difficult sport, no doubt about it, and swimmers will fight to the death if you challenge that fact. They're great in bed because they have really strong hipflexors. They are usually lazy, but good in school. Swimmers are known to eat a lot because of all the calories that are burned. When it's not swimming season, a swimmer is pretty much a "fish out of water" and gets all depressed. The only girls that can even compete with the hotness of a cheerleader!

Dude 1: My girlfriend is a swimmer.
Dude 2: Man you are so lucky. They are the hottest girls ever ;)

by Rebecca1011 June 4, 2012

swimmer

swimmers are the most elite athelites that know how to win. they train multiple hours a day and eat lots of healthy food. they love cold water and dont mind waking up @ 5:15 am to train. they have strong hip flexors, big feet and six packs.they are tan all year round and train in see-through fabric. guys train mostly naked, in fact. they have big muscles and often they can run for long distances, do many pull ups and sit ups etc. they are the most sexually active athelites and because of their strong muscles, they are able to maintain a good rhythm all night long. and everyone who isnt a swimmer is just jealous. well, be jealous.

whoa we've been going at this for hours. ..

by christeen June 3, 2005

Slow Swimmer

Someone who is not very smart- as in he was the product of one of the slow swimming sperm.

He doesn't understand, he was a slow swimmer or he is a slow swimmer.

by DetroitVince January 10, 2014

Upper Skimmer

Same concept as the legendary upper decker but this involves a swimming pool. You take the lid off the pool skimmer and pinch one off in the basket. You replace the lid and the water will filter thru the rancid duke left in the skimmer

When my asshole neighbors went on vacation I hopped the fence, dropped my drawers and did an Upper Skimmer to their pool. I hope they like swimming in mypoo water

by Duke Dropper August 6, 2008

castle swimmer

a webtoon :) its about a fish boy named siren who like the beacon who is a godly fish names kappa who fulfills your prophecies but he has to die

Me: castle swimmer rules!
random person who is about to make my day: yes

by Kaifwa October 5, 2020

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

league skimmer

a person that goes out with people way out of their league

Harry is a league skimmer because he goes/ went out with jen.

by james C. Outo June 16, 2004