SmellyNoob

A SmellyNoob is a person who typically acts very dumb, with very stupid decisions. Nobody wants to be a SmellyNoob, but those who deny being one tend to be a SmellyNoob.

Hey, that was so stupid. You're such a SmellyNoob.

by menchu December 17, 2019

Shelly Marley

The thiccest most Beautiful heifer to grace the great town of Terra Alta, She has gotten 1st place at the buckwheat festival 42 years in a row Her son Ethan is also very thicc and admiral

I seen the elusive Shelly Marley Grazing at Arby’s

by Alex J Mayne October 10, 2020

Shelly-Girl

A Shelly-Girl is your ultimate woman. She will not judge you. She is a beautiful gal. She turns left in her car while looking right. She has layers around her that keep her from having deep relationships. She lives in a world of internal pain, but projects joy to others.

She a Shelly-Girl. How did you let her get away?

by Point Zero 5 October 17, 2020

shellyann julien

She is the most sweetest person ever her personality tells you all about her she may seem jealous when talking to others girls but she has confidence in herself, she's the most loyal person ever dont ever cheat on her, her bitchy side will show

I love me some SHELLYANN JULIEN

by Swwet November 23, 2021

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

Smelly Shelly

The name of your penis the next morning when you wake up to take a piss. You forgot you got anal the night before and the smell hits you like a “shit” ton of bricks.

Babe I am not sucking your dick before you get rid of that smelly Shelly.

by Iggy54 July 15, 2022

Shelynn

A girl. She's young. She's beautiful. She's talented. She's brilliant. You might know her. And if you don't say her name right, you are fucked. Also, she is short, usually redheaded. And just awesome. Definately a pulchritudenous exception of a character if you've ever met one.

(Oh, hey Shaelynn.)
(Eat my dick jewbag.It's Shelynn.)

by mobileessential February 20, 2010