Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously

Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.

by Dannyboii January 27, 2013

rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 2, 2004

yak shaving

a word to describe a task really tough that causes a lot of hard work to complete the task is also useless and u do it for fun coming from the fact it is hard to shave a yak

It was yak shaving eating 77 burgers

by arson_investigator May 30, 2021

Shaving

Shaving friends refers to removing friends that you had previously accepted as a friend from your Facebook, Twitter, Etc. Page ... after they've had a chance to noisy around your page - you shave them off a few weeks later (and they don't get notice of it)

Tom began shaving certain friends off facebook when they started posting curses on his page.

by Shrihara June 10, 2009

faux-savings

Refers to grocery stores that require customers to apply for frequent customer cards in order to recieve discounts.

The store proudly displays the amount of "savings" on the bottom of the reciept to show how much money was saved during the shopping trip.

However, the customer doesn't actually know if the amount saved actually means anything since there is no way to tell what the actual price on an item is.

Sally looked at her reciept and saw that she has "saved" thirty dollars on her grocery bill. However, she knows that the groceries that she bought always seem to be on "sale" and that the thirty dollars is just "faux-savings".

by Evil Caroline November 5, 2008

Shaving Cinnamon

A term to describe the act of male masturbation. Like shaving cinnamon sticks, it involves repetitive up and down strokes.

Corey: Hey man, want to go get some lunch?
Jeremy: Nah, gonna stay here and shave some cinnamon.
Corey: Dang dude, you are always shaving cinnamon.

by VP BOOM August 17, 2011

Gaylight-Savings

The money saved by being a greasy cocksucker to the salesman whilst buying disco lights or any other gay lighting apparatus.

Person 1:Hey did you hear boy george got his disco ball for half price

Person 2:Yeah he must of had a gaylight-savings coupon or got on his knees and did what he does best

by bennycnz April 3, 2010