Sharetting

The feeling of regret men feel immediately after shaving facial hair.

We should leave Bob alone, he’s “sharetting” in the bathroom

by Dēcøn official August 20, 2021

Sharonting

Refers to da Facebook-posting of "adorable kiddie-stuff" by one or more moms named Sharon.

Sharonting can be a hilarious/fascinating blast --- both to produce and view --- due to da often-vastly-different appearances and habits dat ladies of da same first name may adopt in their child-rearing activities.

by QuacksO December 11, 2025

sharentee

to gurantee to share something

Billy: Gimme some of that fuckin chew.

Mike: i sharentee i will after I take a dip.

by ooglebear December 19, 2011

Shainting

Shitting into a fan to spray your shit everywhere across a wide area (such as a room) to paint it with your own shit.

"I was way too lazy to buy paint, so I decided to try shainting the kitchen. I love the new color, but it smells like shit."

by DrLegit July 13, 2014

Shanting

The act of saying illogical things, accompanied by an idiotic smile and expression.

Person 1: "Hey, can you pick me up first then pick up Michael?"
Person 2 (Nerses): "Why would I do that, Michael lives a street away you live across town?"
"Sorry, I was shanting."

by ShantsAHoe September 22, 2014

Sharting

When you feel a huge ass fart coming and let it out because you think it’s going to feel good, but then feel something sticky come out of your asshole along with it.

Dude1: Hey dude, I was sharting this morning.
Dude2: Hot damn! How’s the skid marks?

by shitweasel June 11, 2020

Scaranting

Sca meaning excrement as in Scatology and ranting carries the usual angry impassioned speech. This was heard while waking up from a dazed sleep after watching Donald J Trump talk on TV.

In short, a refined word for shit-talking. Foul and offensive ranting.

I turned off the TV; President Trump was scaranting.

by Pratyak September 18, 2020