shades

Sun glasses but it sounds cooler.

Person 1; Nice shades
Person 2; Damm straight

by cartman5000 August 6, 2004

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"

"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

by Frauggu March 2, 2017

Beater Shades

A cheap pair of non-designer sun glasses that can be tossed around, dropped, scratched, or lost. These glasses can be found at gas stations, flea markets, or events like Warped Tour. One of the most popular styles of beater shades are imitation Ray Bans made of cheap plastic with neon colored arms, usually given away as freebies at concerts.

I'm just going to bring a pair of beater shades to the beach, I always loose them anyway

by Thatoneracingguy November 29, 2012

shareski

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself or near your general vicinity, photographing the resulting stain and then posting it on Twitter for others to view.

Did you see John pulled a shareski last night after he spilled ketchup all over his pants?

by brueckj23 February 4, 2010

friend shaped

A way of saying someone is naturally comfortable and enjoyable to be around.

You're friend shaped!
You're friend shaped too!

by Trixie_the_Kitty October 10, 2021

Shakespeare

Renaissance playwright who has been ruined by English teachers and academics who insist on over-analyzing his plays and sonnets.

Shakespeare wrote Hamlet to be ENJOYED not ripped apart in Lit class until it has no more meaning.

by kate November 22, 2004

SEVEN SHADES OF SHIT

The ultimate degree to which an individual is pummelled/ kicked-in/ beaten-up... The last word in a complete and utter kicking... Of UK origin but, believe me, there is no escape...

Goodness! You should've seen those old/bald geezers going mental... After reading that embarrassing and patronizing claptrap penned by Ethan P., the creaky fellas went apeshit and kicked seven shades of shit out of him. Everyone applauded, including the pacifists. That'll make the ageist cunt think twice before spouting such drivel again.

by Chris Wheelie September 16, 2005