Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.
1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.
by Chupalo January 13, 2006
A type of golf shot commonly performed by hackers characterized by a heavily curved flight and a landing spot from the out of bounds collection.
by Cliff2521 August 25, 2018
To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack
by Jeemfeezy July 17, 2015
I was loading up a desk and out popped out a snake, the guy was trying to reverse shanghai me a snake.
by Maveric80 February 05, 2018
While fucking a girl doggystyle, preferably, in the ass, you thrust extra hard making her moan in pain/pleasure, you then shit in your hand and slam dunk it in her open mouth.
E.g.: "Dude, i totally shanghai slamdunked the entire Chinese gymnastics team. That's why they all have sour looks on their faces!"
by alejandroninja March 28, 2014
by Gargdhfj637446 March 16, 2015
While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.
by Mr. Jeff Westside October 06, 2017