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While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.
I was going to town on Jeff's ass last night, and he Shanghai cauliflower me.
by Mr. Jeff Westside October 05, 2017
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