Serpent

I slithery like human who does grimy things like sell furniture that was given to them.

Hey Joe, that serpent Lance is sellin your shit again! Let’s beat him in golf and make it hiss.

by Silly me September 8, 2022

Israeli Fire Serpent

The "Israeli Fire Serpent" is a move during sexual intercourse where the man will stick his penis in a full jerry can (oil) and light his said penis on fire in which the woman will put it out with her juices.

Bonqueque - "dayum i wish i had a girlfriend. Whats sex like?"

Lindsey - "Oh its amazing! Me and Albert did the Israeli Fire Serpent"

by Israelifireserpent212 January 12, 2022

Brown serpent

A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night

I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!

by Reggiedownthestreet January 14, 2022

Serpent sting

Not to be confused by a witches kiss, a serpent sting is when the penis tip touches the toilet bowl water.

"Man, Don't you hate it when the toilet is too small and you get serpent sting"

“Dude, I just got serpent sting, I’m going to scrub my penis in the sink”

by Black Konda January 18, 2022

Double-headed serpent

noun: when two girls and one penis head in their mouths, the penis is serpent tongue and the girls make a snake

“awe, yea man! i got a visit from the double-headed serpent last night”

by Oscar’s wife January 22, 2021

fueling the sea serpent

when you are drinking water and urinating at the same time

" yea sorry i was fueling the sea serpent"

by LastPuppy November 10, 2021

sidewalk serpent

Prostitute who spends time on the clock on sidewalks not to be mistaken for a lot lizard.

Did you see that Sidewalk Serpent in front of Burger King!

by Yohnny69 March 8, 2022