squelsh

Obliterating ones own mind by use of power tools and firecrackers.

A form of japanese squash but extremely rare and unheard of.

A way to rape someone.

Stop squelshing me!

This squelsh tastes remarkable.

Your squelsh is very hard.

etc...

by Steven Piechowski October 26, 2007

sequelsion

(n) multiple copies of the same image, each one within another

When I wanted to see what the back of a new bathing suit looked like, I checked the mirror behind me in the dressing room. I got a 6 dimension sequelsion!

The book cover illustration was a picture of someone carrying the book. Of course you could see a sequelsion in the image of each cover shown.

by horseshoecrab February 4, 2010

squelshing

1.when one is lying on the floor in a sleeping bag in their fat friends house and hears a squelshing noise coming from the bed....
2.one fingering oneself with another person in the room 'unaware' of it....not so unaware

Tanya "OMG I heard squelsh last night"
Tracey "OMG I feel soooo sorry for you" laughs
"So what was the squelshing like?" haha
Tanya "You don't want to know.."

by Tracey2kaiii8 May 23, 2008

Seques-frustration

The life-altering turn of events caused by the sequester that affects all Government employees. Whether it is being laid off, furloughed, having your hours or pay cut, having jobs eliminated, losing your house, or otherwise being denied the middle class life you were pretty much guaranteed by working for the United States Federal Government.

Tony took a GS-10 job in the middle of nowhere as a way to get ahead with the plan of transferring to a big city with a higher locality rate. Now there's a hiring freeze, and the job he was supposed to take has been eliminated. He is now stuck living in the middle of nowhere and joins 2 million other Federal employees suffering from seques-frustration.

by oooooooh! May 7, 2013

sequela

The sequel to a super dramatic, epic story.

Uncle Ian informed us by saying sequela: turns out the car was not stolen but was driven off by a person who mistook it for his own! Crazy people!

by Mmuk December 12, 2017

sequella

A sequel so absurd and unbelievable that it sounds like a telenovella

The Avengers Civil War was such a sequella, with all of the characters haphazardly jumbled together in an epic fail!

by Mmuk December 12, 2017

squelse

To squeeze one’s legs together as hard as they can while having sexual intercourse. Such an action causes pleasure for females but prolonged use can lead to dysfunction of the male’s reproductive organs.

The only thing that makes me finish is when my husband lets me squelse him. - Horny Wife

by Big Gong Gorilla Dong July 17, 2018