Seize the Deez

(sēz thuh deez) - A way to tell a person that you usually know to "Seize the Deez", "Seize" referring to the grasp (usually sucking) of "Deez" referring to "Deez Nuts."

It is usually used as a come-back to an insult or joke. It can substitute "Carpe Diem" with "Carpe Diezem" and it can also be used to Ryhme.

- For Example

Friend 1 - Hey I just realized your ass looks like Money Mike from "Friday after Next." hahaha.

Friend 2 - Fuck you man, Seize the Deez. At least I don't look like a down syndrome ol' retarted ass child.

Friend 1 - Touché bitch... Touché.

or

Seize the Deeze on your knees please

by Swoodc2 October 25, 2010

Godzilla Sized Hearts

The biggest heart that can be named when you are telling someone you love them. See heart.

He Godzilla sized hearts you.

by PyroDak April 4, 2008

prostitute sized gap

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.

Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

by SALMON CREEK ANGLER July 11, 2009

wrong sized shoe

Referring to messing something up with a funny outcome. Originating form Harry styles singing "it's gotta be you" live on stage and saying "wrong sized shoe" instead of the correct lyrics.

I tried doing a backflip into the pool but ended up doing a wrong sized shoe.

by Larry_stylinson_forever April 28, 2016

Micro sized human

A male 5”8’ or shorter described in a non appealing way, by a woman 5”9’ or taller

“I couldnt hit that because he was a micro sized human....”

by Iamtaller September 21, 2019

Fun Sized

Someone who is short

Girl: You're so short
Boy: NO IM NOT IM FUN SIZED

by foxkin July 7, 2020

Plus sized

Someone who has a large body fat percentage. Despite what others say, being plus sized *can* cause health issues but if they have an active, healthy lifestyle that likely won’t be the case.

Person A: I’m plus sized, I’m 5’5 and 105kgs
Person B: cool! I’m mid sized, I’m 5’4 and 70kgs
Person C: I’m slim, I’m 5’3 and 50kgs :)

by Cosmic ghost December 19, 2022