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bullshit hurricane season

Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae
We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.
by kajoe October 18, 2008
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Hoody Season

that time of the year (usually in the fall) where it's cold enough to wear a hoody but not cold enough to warrant wearing anything heavier (like a coat)

Hoody Season lasts longer for some people than others. it can even last throughout the whole winter. it depends on the place
by RDD57 September 10, 2010
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Lungeback Season

When a man wimps out to make a move, lunge, on the particular girl he fancy's and is given another opportunity.
A: Hey did you end up seeing that girl again?

B: Ya!

A: Did you lunge her this time?

B: No

A: Why? It was lungeback season!!!
by Vita day May 19, 2013
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beanie season

The wonderful time of year when it’s socially acceptable to wear a beanie without being called fucking emo. This happens during fall and winter.
“Samatha, its not beanie season, get that beanie off your head you uncultured thot.”
by dinosaurwaffle September 26, 2019
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Season 8

The season where most shows die
Family guy, The Simpsons, GOT, etc. All died in season 8
by Trajan Anntonius June 13, 2019
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Zodiac Mating Season

A season in which zodiac signs have their adrenaline rush and their sex drive run through the roof,usually when it's their month of Zodiac
John:Hey man what are you doing?
Kate:John it's Aquarius Season
John:What's that?
Kate:Its apart of the Zodiac Mating Season
John:Oh....
Kate:Yeah,I should be feeling the effects when January 12th comes
John:Oh..oh...okay
Kate:See you around,Sweetness~
John:Man,people sure are strange
by Jaiden Gary October 24, 2019
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Cuffing Season

During the Fall and Winter months people who would normally rather be single or promiscuous find themselves along with the rest of the world desiring to be "Cuffed" or tied down by a serious relationship. The cold weather and prolonged indoor activity causes singles to become lonely and desperate to be cuffed.
Brittany: Why is everyone trying to holla this week like outta no where?

Tiara: You know cuffing season is in full effect right?

Brittany: Oh yeah you right. I know I wont be sleeping alone this weekend.
by Pmack0711 September 28, 2011
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