Center Valley Surprise

Getting a load of cum in the ear.

"I am totally going to Center Valley Surprise you!"

by Iceboxtechie January 13, 2007

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Tuxedo Surprise

A French Exit while wearing a Tuxedo

Of course I will do a French Exit, but a Tuxedo Surprise? No way, what do I look like some sort of Bourgeoisie ?

by tharound1 January 18, 2018

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creampie surprise

When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.

When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.

by MilwArchGuy January 6, 2008

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Noun. A person who appears to be of average weight and size based on their face and upper body but who has an ENORMOUS lower half. The term comes from meeting someone at a table and speaking with them for a while thinking that they are a slender person (based on the face and upper body) but then getting a surprise when they stand up from the table and you see their large lower half for the first time - hence... "stand up surprise". The top/bottom differential must be extreme to count as a stand up surprise.

"I was flirting with this girl all night long and I thought she was such a skinny babe, but when she stood up from the table I saw that she had a HUGE ass. She was such a stand up surprise."

by Axxxl November 10, 2008

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Barstool Surprise

A term used to describe a girl who, when sitting at the bar, looks perfectly normal, however, when she gets up out of her barstool to go to the bathroom, you get to see the lower half of her and are surprised that it's quite a bit larger than someone with that small of an upper torso should have.

Damn, that chick has some serious barstool surprise going on down there!

by Korban July 1, 2009

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