Scarf Monday

A day when scarfs are used to cover up a persons neck from mistakes made during the weekends.

So after last night is it a Scarf Monday?

by twak November 13, 2010

neck scruffing

To pick up an animal by the scruff of the neck.

Psychologically, neck scruffing works well on ferrets as a way of telling them "Hey, I am your new parental figure; you need to listen to me".

by Ozzy Nelson, peTrainer May 30, 2006

scruffalufagus

Any person, male or female, who has gone without shaving, shaping or trimming the areas they normally shave for such an extended period of time that they could be mistaken for Big Bird's best friend.

I went a whole week without shaving once. Producers from Sesame Street were started calling me and asking why I hadn't shown up to work. I was a real scruffalufagus.

by theadamkomar January 10, 2010

Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.

Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!

by Ri'shard May 31, 2010

scarf trick

Cumming continuously, non stop orgasm in your hand

It just kept coming out like a magician doing a scarf trick!

by Britbrat71082 April 14, 2016

de-scarfed

The process of stealing someones scarf and waving it in their face.

"John de-scarfed jim. He was not happy."

by Millie CHORED January 30, 2008

Scarface

One of the best and one of the most underrated movies of all time. Al Pacino should have been nominated for Best Actor because his performance was brilliant.

Scarface is a very violent movie.

by sagzag June 22, 2004