cooch scooch

The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.

If you don't shut your mouth Billy I'm gonna give you the cooch scooch of your life!

by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005

scroaching

The act of itching your scrotum.

Richard: "Hey Nick, stop scroaching on class, its freakin nasty."
Nick: "But it feels soo good!"

by Socal Richard L October 28, 2006

scorched earf

An imperfectly waxed pussy.

Now I done heard of trimmin the hedges...but you done scorched the earf.

by B. Kendall February 15, 2005

Scrouch

To scrunch down low or crouch

Phil scrouched down in the car to avoid being seen by his one-night stand from 3 days ago

by Project Green Leaf May 30, 2006

Scrotcher

cross between a scratch and crotch, for a male or female who habitually scratches their crotch, possibly in an attempt to relieve sexual itch

That guys a scrotcher for sure. Andy hasn't got any in weeks he's tuning out to be a right scrotcher.

by Ed and steve August 19, 2008

Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.

"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."

by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014

Scrohort

A group of only men that are part of any program, club, or organization.

Yo esse, invite the scrohort over to hit this rig.

by scrohort10 November 14, 2016