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Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.
Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.
by jesster79 March 3, 2004
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scritch

the actual meaning of scritch is:
(1) (noun) A deep soothing scratch on the back of the neck or between the ears.
(2) (verb) To pleasantly abrade the skin beneath another\'s fur; to perform an act
of benevolence usually as a reward for past aid.
(3) (noun) An instance or situation where skritching occurs; a furr who enjoys
skritches
by glrbird September 27, 2003
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Scratch Attack

When you get all itchy and you spend 20 minutes scratching yourself cause it feels so good.
Person 1 - I just had a massive scratch attack

Person 2 - I feel fat and sassy

Person 1 - Right...
by Z-bone December 1, 2009
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scratch the tape

To change the (boring) music to something more appealing.

To reinvent oneself, ones life etc
Hey DJ, scratch the tape!!!

My life sucks, I need a change
You gotta scratch the tape man
by Praney Deb March 21, 2010
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Stretch Attack

That little orgasm you have when you stretch every muscle in your body at the same time.
Often a Stretch Attack starts from a yawn and ends up making you raise your arms, stand on your tip toes, and scream.
Loosh: The other night I thought I was walking in on John and his girlfriend having sex. However, I soon came to discover upon further investigation, that my roommate John was in fact conceiving a Stretch Attack.
by SchwingSchwongByah May 2, 2013
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scratch tap that wiener

A phrase of encouragement or motivation, usually used when in pursuit of a person you would like to have sexual relations with
-Omg, that guy is so hot! Should I go talk to him?
-Girl, you go scratch tap that wiener!
by YungHDP January 30, 2014
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screech porn

A term used to define heavy metal music in which the lead singer makes loud indeterminable screaming noises
Asking Alexandria makes quite a lot of screech porn
by The Otter Dictionary March 12, 2015
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