scrandled eggs

When you're high as fuck at a Denny's and you order hella eggs.

yo can I get some of them scrandled eggs

by Glassy Moore March 27, 2015

scumbled eggs

when you ejaculate, or cum in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much "swallowing", the meal is called scumbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs

Jimmy: What do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
Billy: I don't know sex-kitten how about some eggs
Jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some scumbled eggs?

by Spenser C January 31, 2009

scrmbled eggs

Second prize

You get your hole back at her place?
No, scrambled eggs and a Sunday Herald though!

by Rab Ha July 2, 2004

Scrembled Eggs

Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

Scramble her eggs

When a person with a penis has vigorous sex with a person with a vagina.

She’s so hot and we’ve been flirting for weeks. I know she just started working here and I’m her superior but I really want to give it to her good and scramble her eggs!

by SunflowerNikki April 8, 2022

scramble my eggs

A man who is having, has had, or will have his testicles sucked, licked, or otherwise manipulated orally.

Jeanna: Max, could you give me a ride to town?

Max: Sure - but first you gotta scramble my eggs!

Jeanna: OK!

Max: But that ain't all - first you gotta scramble my fuckin' eggs, then you gotta toss my salad, suck my dick, swallow my yolk, and then french kiss me - in that order!

by Dymond D March 8, 2009

Scramble your eggs

Can I fuck you?

Can I scramble your eggs tonight?

by R$$91 January 2, 2022