Scoring Clinic

A victory in a soccer game by four or more goals is defined as an example of a scoring clinic.

Mike - "Did you see John put the scoring clinic on Kevin in fifa while he was eating eggdrop soup?"

Fred - "Oso, oso, oso!"

by fifa skiller March 11, 2011

Scpingle

The taste of toenails in your mouth

Niall: My mouth tastes like scpingle

Ahmed: Yum, give me some

by Archer840 November 9, 2020

the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

want to see the scooping room?

If you hear this from circus baby, you’re fucked. You will die

-Want to see the scooping room? (Circus baby, fnaf sister location)

by hecker11122 January 14, 2022

scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score May 20, 2008

Sooping

Sexting whilst pooping. The act of sexting on your phone... whilst pooping.

Johnny: "Yo baby check out my dick." *Sends pic*
Jane: "Nice! What is that in the background?"
Johnny: "Oh that's just my shit. I'm totally sooping you right now."

by Sooper68 April 15, 2013

Scopin

Spieng on someone, then embarassing the person, by telling a whole crowd of what she saw.

Man, can you beleive that hoe was scopin me this whole time?

by Crunchy Black January 7, 2004