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Scone

To call somebody a scone. imply that they are forever alone or socially abrupt. someone who is very awkward. someone who is left out of something, one who is last
In gym the teacher tells everyone to find a partner. everyone picks but one guy is left. So they called him a scone.
by Memeguy May 19, 2013
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scone

1. A small cake originating in Scotland
2. Derived from the Scottish Gaelic word "Sgonn" meaning a "block" or more precisely "Sgonn arain" meaning a block of bread. Due to this, the correct pronunciation is "Skon". The earliest record of a scone dates back to the early 16th century in Scotland.
3. Commonly served with clotted cream, strawberry jam and a cup of tea. More commonly known as a "cream tea".
4. There are derivatives of the word "scone" in Scots language where the word is also pronounced "skon".
5. Can also be known as a biscuit in American English.
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Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times
I'm not sucking those salty scones
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scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.
1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.
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Schone-ing

The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.
"How do you like your new manager?"

"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."

"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."

"Wow. Sorry to hear that."

"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
by GTFOSTFU September 4, 2012
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Sloner

A crooked boner usually caused by seeing someone who is between crust lord and hot
That fat chick gave me a sloner.
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Slones

U are the best slones
by Sy slone July 31, 2019
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