Scatterjack

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

scamtacular

scambaiting website

bait the way you want not the way you're told
scambaiting
messing with 419 scammers
scambaiting forum
mess with internet scammers

www.scamtacular.com is a great scam baiting website

by Michael Rotchburns December 4, 2010

sattaporn

Usually short, bald and asian, Sattaporn's are friendly little creatures who don't do their work and dick around all night long. Sattaporn's will do almost anything to get a girls attention. He has many of methods, but his most famous method is to break the girls kneecaps.

"Carl didn't do his work and was playing star craft all night last night... What a Sattaporn."

by Hotmcdoodlebob November 13, 2013

a on the scantron

Converse of "b on the Scantron". True. Factual.

If that damn cat keeps crapping on my lawn, I'm going to chase it with a lawnmower. Fuckin'a on the scantron, man. For real.

by JPMIV May 12, 2008

compton scattering

1. the decrease in energy (increase in wavelength) of an X-ray or gamma ray photon, when it interacts with matter
2. what happens when the police come near a large crowd in the ghetto

There were numerous cases of compton scattering during the riots last week.

by ortho June 2, 2007

thesis scatting

When one attempts to write their thesis, but can't make a thoughtful statement if their life depended on it and all that comes out is something that has the cadence of something thoughtful but lacks any substance or direction.

I read her paper and she must have been thesis scatting, I can't understand anything she wrote.

by tambully August 7, 2008

Scat Flaps

An unfortunate condition caused by women wiping their arses from the rear towards the vagina, typically resulting in fecal matter being smeared in and around the labias.

When I went down on that skank she had a serious dose of scat flaps. The smell made me barf all over her rotten pussy. Seriously if I was in to that kind of shit I'd have fucked a guy instead.

by gazzad78 November 29, 2010