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scammerjammer

To steal or block the access to the male object of your girlfriend's crush. Female equivalent of the cockblock.
"You little scammerjammer I told you I like Dean, go for Hank!" - Venture Brothers
by sqrjn August 1, 2008
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greed scamera

Originating from speed camera, commonly used by car magazine max power to explain the REAL reason the pigs have these annoying devices all over the place. Used to make money to buy more donuts.
I got flashed by a greed scamera on way home, thats £60 down the shitter.
by Da Biatch March 13, 2005
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swampers

another name for mud tires..typically the brand super swamper
yeah i just got me some 37 inch swampers on er
by josh kosack July 11, 2007
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Stamper

Noun. A shit taken on the trampoline of a high speed sailing multihull because there are no formal toilet facilities aboard.

Verb. Taking such a shit.

The term refers to the need to ´stamp´ the poo through the mesh of the trampoline, preferably with a waterproof sailing boot. How much stamping is required depends on three factors: the density of the trampoline weave, the consistency of the poo and the current sea state. (Rough seas may wash through the netting, relieving one of the need to stamp altogether.)
Pete: Oh man, what´s that on your boot?
Dave: Sorry dude, I just went for a stamper.

David: Hey, where´s the head on this thing, I´m dying for a massive shit.
Jerome: I told you to try not eat anything! Just go for a stamper.
David: Yeah well I just had to eat one muesli bar... What´s a stamper?
Jerome: Just go over there by the starboard hull, and make sure you stamp afterwards.
by 24gears February 18, 2011
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Shit Stamper

noun.

Yet another phrase also referring to male homosexuals (i.e. queers, mo's, faggots, peter puffers, pillow biters, butt pirates, etc...)
1.I thought Liberace was pretty cool, until I found out he was a shit stamper.

2. Freddy Mercury from Queen is a shit stamper.

3. Elton John is a shit stamper too.

4. Justin Bieber....we're just waiting for it. C'mon bro, we all know the deal. You kiss that Selena Gomez chick every now and again, big deal. I got money that says you take loads of baby batter in your mouth. I'm just waiting for the National Enquirer to give me the news.
by High-Powered GAYdar September 8, 2011
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Stamper

'Hey Stamper, you a dick!'
by Jacob Pantich November 23, 2004
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Scarper

scarper is cockney for "go". it's real spelling is scarpa, and the ryhme is.. 'scarpa flow = go'

scarpa flow is also a natural harbour in the orkneys, which was heavily used by the navy in ww2.
oh oo.. there's old bill, let's scarpa.. quick!!
by suge knight January 27, 2005
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