Sarah Palin

John McBush's mind-bogglingly stupid VP running mate cynically chosen by Republican pollsters to attract angry Hillary Clintonites for no other reason than she also has a vagina.
CNN Interviewer: "Governor Palin, can you point out Iraq for us on a map?" Sarah Palin: "What's a map?"
by William Ayres October 09, 2008
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Sarah Palin

Glen Beck's nazi sister. she believes her 'drill, baby, drill' slogan is still the best oil drilling policy for america, despite the recent catastrophe in the gulf of mexico. like fox news, she also believes she's 'fair and balanced,' which may be the biggest political farce of this decade.
I'm an environmentalist, not another Sarah Palin republican.
by betherz May 14, 2010
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Sarah Palin

A woman who makes speeches by throwing darts at words on a dartboard, has the brainpower of a chipmunk, and presumably eats babies
Sarah Palin is stupider than the moose she hunts.
by Cookie munster March 04, 2010
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Sarah Palin

A ploy to garner votes from your opponent, while at the same time energizing a base that can't stand you.
Wow, McCain's really down in the polls, he needs to pull a huge Sarah Palin to even have a chance.
by Kermit30 October 17, 2008
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A bitch who's against abortion, gay marriage, Harry Potter, and wolves, and everything else good. She's got a daughter who's pregnant and married who wouldn't be like that if she didn't promote abstinence-only sex education.
Stupid guy: Duuur. I luv Sarah Palin!
Smart guy: Are you kidding!?! She's pure evil!
by King of Jellybeans October 21, 2008
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Yo Sarah Palin is a MILF. I wouldn't vote for her though.
by sassy black man September 19, 2008
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Ran for Republican Vice president in 2008 election.

Thinks foreign experience includes seeing Russia from Alaska.
" I can see Russia from my house!"

- Sarah Palin ( from saturday night live)
by dictionairedarling December 26, 2009
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