Santa Claus

When a man unloads on a woman’s chin and gives her a white beard, making her look like Santa Claus

“I gave my husband a blowie last night and he gave me a Santa Claus”

by Crispybreakfastfood December 10, 2025

santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries

person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!

by Buzzer December 23, 2007

Santa Claus sandwich

When an individal has sexual intercourse between two bearded men in suits.

I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho

by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016

Santa Claus is Going to High School

A musical airing in the universe of Black Friday by Starkid. Christopher Kringle, or Santa Claus, goes undercover as a teenager in Northville High School and tries to reconnect with the youth. His two elves, Jingle and Jangle, accompany him.

Have you seen the new musical, Santa Claus is Going to High School?

Yeah man, it rocks!

by IWILLSKINYOURMOM March 25, 2020

Santa Claus dat ho

To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.

Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.

by Codyb January 12, 2008

Santa Claus is Coming To Town

The act of inserting a small holiday candy (eg. kid-sized candy cane) into the urethral opening and allowing a partner to suck it out.

What did you and Carol do for Christmas?
She gave me a Santa Claus is Coming To Town. The mint still stings.
Nice bro.

by AlnisPat March 4, 2016

Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger

A special Christmas burger that's flavored with cumin!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Santa Claus Is Cumin to Town Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018