The one or two people who insist on going up a stairway or down a stairway (usually after a train arrives at a subway stop) while all the people leaving the train are going in the opposite direction.
"Of course there were subway salmon when I was late for work and I was trying to get out of the subway in a hurry ... Dude, couldn't they tell the train already left?"
by Pauldonyc September 25, 2012
Get the Subway salmon mug.A harmless prank where one flaps the palm of their hand side to side, like a salmon, against the insides of another persons thighs from behind. The higher up the thigh, the dirtier the dirty salmon.
Dude, can you believe he just dirty salmoned the mormon chick?
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
Yeah man, I think he's going to go to jail.
by Smilikymeat April 28, 2011
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by slimjim1907 August 25, 2011
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by phoenix21 December 23, 2014
Get the Salmon Burp mug.A Sámone is such a genuine and loving person. Sámone is always so fun to be around and her laugh is contagious. Sometimes when Sámone laughs she snorts which is the cutest thing about her laugh. Sámone is such a giver and has a passionate soul. There is so much to her that people die to learn more about her personality. A Sámone will make a god awful day amazing. A Sámone is in love with turtles, Alaska and Mount Everest. Sámones are delightful partners in a relationship. They keep you guessing and always keep the relationship eventful with their jokes and playful teasing. She is also an amazing lover once you get her out her shell;) and has the body of a GODDESS!
Bob: I really hope I marry this amazing girl Sámone!
Joe: You wish bro she is such a goddess and genuine person to be around!
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Get the savanna samson mug.A myth perpetuated by the evil to prevent the innocent from enjoying one of life's most simple pleasures.
An Innocent Person Who Has Done No Wrong: Awesome I'm gonna eat this cookie dough!
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
Satan: No, you'll get salmonella.
by thelemonwarrior March 9, 2016
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