sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho

by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005

Sammich Hands

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption

That bitch got sammich hands

by Mykreed September 10, 2011

sammich dirty

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.

guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.

by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010

Sammich Fucker

1. Someone who fucks sandwiches (Sammichs if you're a Redneck)
2. The comeback of an idiot.

Hey! I'm not a stupid fagtard. That's not nice. You're a sammich fucker!

by DarthKieduss February 10, 2017

blowjob sammich

the act in which your female makes you a sammich and then gives you amazing dome. while recieving a blowjob sammich your female will allow you to put the sammich on her head like a table between breaks of drinking, toking, playing xbox, etc.

bro 1- dude this bitch i met today made me a sammich and then gave me dome and let me put the sammich on her head while i was playing black ops!

bro 2- sounds like you got a boss blowjob sammich

by kbro69 January 14, 2011

The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

by SammSammy January 23, 2021

noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005