(n) A woman
Dude 1: I'm hungry.
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
Dude 2: Wanna sammich?
Dude 1: Do you have a sammich maker?
Dude 2: Hellz yea, my gf Jane!
*a few minutes later*
Jane: Here's your sammiches!
Dude 2: Good, now back to the kitchen!
by bitchinthekitchen May 14, 2010
Esophogeal emanations from oral orifice which cause victims to think a person has recently consumed a sandwich filled with feces: A person whose breath smells so bad it is as though they ate a shit sammich for lunch.
by Bob the Dog August 20, 2005
sammich truck - a truck that drives around town (sort of like an ice cream truck) that has all types of bread, meats, cheeses, and all the condimets you could possibly think of.
by Mr.Sammich July 11, 2010
by Tank Girl August 25, 2007
n. Phonetic/slang version of the term knuckle sandwich. Often used to make the speaker sound cool, as to enunciate "sand-wich" often takes away from the overall badassery of a threat involving the knuckle sammich.
Give me a hug before I give you a knuckle sammich.
Go make me a sammich, woman, before I give you a *knuckle* sammich!
Damn, that cat just gave me a knuckle sammich.
Go make me a sammich, woman, before I give you a *knuckle* sammich!
Damn, that cat just gave me a knuckle sammich.
by Wambooli June 09, 2005
A donut sammich is when you get a donut (any type of donut) and slam it inbetween 2 slices of bread. You may or may not have butter. This is a delicious sammich.
Try one today!
Try one today!
by DonutSammichKing01 July 20, 2008