Saltine Queen

A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.

Oh she's so skinny, she must be a Saltine Queen!

by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019

Saltine Bath

Sex on the beach.

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.

by siberianshine May 2, 2020

Saltineers

A salt lover group

Mike coxlong: hello my name is mike I want a hotel

Hotel guy: okay, but I need to know one thing Saltineers or Mario Darkers?

Mike coxlong: bro I’m a saltineer obviously 🙄

Hotel guy: AYYEE MY MAN, HERE HAVE A FREE NIGHT AT THE HOTEL. GO UP TO THE THIRD FLOOR AND ON YOUR RIGHT IS YOU HOTEL ROOM

Mike coxlong: AYYYYYEEEEE

by The yeet emperor April 13, 2021

Saltine

An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt

The foil from sev was made for the saltines

by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021

Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”

1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”

by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021

Saltine

A milder form of "Cracker".

Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.

"Don't bother with that Saltine, he's as dumb as dirt."

by Skipdallas April 23, 2022

Saltine Dust

uninteresting, bland and boring.
Saltine Dust was said by Jessica Day from New Girl S5 E2

So Fred’s not shy, he just sucks. When I asked him what his favorite hobby was he said “towels”. I gotta break up with that human pile of saltine dust.

by madinah :) May 4, 2022