Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

Salmon Satchel by satchelhater May 5, 2009

Salmon Chamber 

A vagina that has salmon type stench

Sally sucked my wiener so i figured i would return the favor, but i stopped when i realized she had a salmon chamber

Salmon Chamber by Roboticus August 25, 2008

salmon slip way 

Another name for a mott/cunt.

"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"

salmon slip way by Trappers Hats February 25, 2007

salmon crawl 

A swim technique for when the water is low and the bottom is really rocky and hard to walk which consists of laying in the water forwards and pulling oneself along the bottom using ones hands.

Yo Rawse, its really shallow and rocky along the bottom here so its best to just salmon crawl on over to the island. front crawl Australian crawl old Australian crawl loudon wainwright loudon wainwright III swimming bikini river folk

salmon crawl by snowcat October 4, 2015

salmon sloshing 

the act of delicately inserting the tail half of a live salmon in a woman's vagina to arouse pleasure while the mouth end of the salmon is positioned to receive the penis of a male. In this sexual innuendo usually the male and female are to reach orgasmic climax once the salmon is deceased.

My pen pal Emma from Iceland invited me over to her home country to go Salmon sloshing. It's a yearly tradition for her family.

salmon sloshing by virginmary69 April 11, 2019

Salmon Dance 

A song by the Chemical Brothers.

A dance that is produced by swinging your arms in a wiggle side to side while wiggling your body, much like a salmon swimming upstream.

When I first did the salmon all the people just laughed.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "What the fuck is that? This nigga's dancing like a fish, while he's doing the snap!"
But the more I kept doing it, the more they were feeling it.
Then I heard some bitches saying "That nigga's killing it"
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team
And the whole club was dancing like a salmon floating up stream!

Royal Millen teaches handicapped kids how to do the Salmon Dance. He owns.

Salmon Dance by DoDaSalmonDance October 7, 2008

salmon turd 

A turd that just won't flush

I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me

salmon turd by Adrian Peers May 18, 2006