Gullett swimmers are sperm that make it to a woman's throat and swim down...all good girls should enjoy Gullett Swimmers.
by thebumpasspodcast October 12, 2017
Get the gullett swimmersmug. Term for an individual who performs vasectomies. (The surgical procedure where the vasa deferentia of a man are severed, and then tied in order to prevent one's sperm (swimmers) from ejaculating.
by bsslegel March 6, 2010
Get the swimmer trimmermug. A person lacking in good looks, usually found skulking in dark corners of bars and clubs awaiting an inebriated passerby to kidnap.
There I was, minding my own, enjoying a nice drink and a boogie, when I woke up in a strange room and realised I'd been swill swimming.
Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!
Christ, hide your lunch, it's a swill swimmer!
by Bear75 February 9, 2009
Get the Swill Swimmermug. When you have to come up for air while giving a blowjob. Similar to how swimmers come up for air while racing.
Friend 1: She kept pausing to breath while she was giving me head.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
Friend 2: Dude, sounds like you got a swimmer's blowjob.
by b-hole6969 May 27, 2016
Get the Swimmer's blowjobmug. Person 1: Hey! I heard that you’re an active swimmer.
Person 2: Yeah. I spend on day watching piss kink videos on Reddit.
Person 2: Yeah. I spend on day watching piss kink videos on Reddit.
by PatForPrez August 21, 2022
Get the Active Swimmermug. by Brett Short November 20, 2010
Get the Swimmer's earmug. Another term for low sperm count.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Basically saying when a male doesn't have a high sperm count, or when the sperm dies before reaching the egg, it's nearly impossible to father a child with a female. There have been cases when a male with a low sperm count can actually father a child, but for many others, it's impossible unless their female counterpart is highly fertile or when one of the sperm actually does make it to the egg.
Joe: Hey, man, did you hear. Mike got lazy swimmers, so he can't be a dad like he wanted to be.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
Sam: Damn, that sucks.
by Elektra_Stone November 12, 2010
Get the lazy swimmersmug.