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swift homicide by Swift Homicide March 8, 2018
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Swift Seizer
A catchier way of saying 'quick thief'. It's also in reference to the official meaning of Velociraptor.
“He made off with the jewels! He was too quick. There was nothing I could do to beat a Swift Seizer like him...”
Swift Seizer by C L G June 29, 2020
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Swift "Hot" Zys
The Hottest man on earth, he gives gawk gawk 300000000 to Super "Hottie" Jase and sucks lots of dick.
Swift "Hot" Zys by The "hot" Guy From Fortnite July 4, 2022
Swift Symmetry
Adj: A Ex post facto title for the period of time which passes between the initial meeting in a romantic relationship, and after the relationship has ended badly and the betrayer now finds themselves in the same situation as the one they had originally betrayed.
A+B=AB
AB+C=AC-B
AC+D=CD-A
During the period later to be described as swift symmetry, time has a feeling of moving painfully slow to the betrayed, but after the the greater picture has unraveled it's self, the same amount of time now seems to have flown by.
Many use it to describe the faster actions of Karma. What goes around comes back around.
A+B=AB
AB+C=AC-B
AC+D=CD-A
During the period later to be described as swift symmetry, time has a feeling of moving painfully slow to the betrayed, but after the the greater picture has unraveled it's self, the same amount of time now seems to have flown by.
Many use it to describe the faster actions of Karma. What goes around comes back around.
"Did you hear the girl your ex left you for just did the same thing to him that he did to you? Kinda funny, it's gotta swift symmetry to the whole ordeal it i guess."
Swift Symmetry by Me2You February 28, 2011
Swift Wind
A post-coital vaginal emission whereby air, trapped during intercourse, escapes through the boning canal, causing the woman's engorged flaps to vibrate like the reed of a saxophone or clarinet.
Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".
Etymology:
The phenomenon is named after Swift Wind, She-Ra's winged battle-unicorn. The phrase was first cited in an episode in which the She-Ra enjoyed a marathon fingerblasting session with arch villain, Hordak, then rode back to The Whispering Woods on Swift Wind. Upon dismounting, her gowl expelled a massive baritone parp, which smelled strongly of Hordak's rod. "That was totally you!", she cried. Swift Wind subsequently used his human-level intelligence and analytical capabilities to mock She-Ra ironically each time she queefed. eg. "Oh dear, it would seem you've just Swift Winded over my best saddle Princess".
"Would you ever close your vadge. Don't be blastin my new chaise longue with your Swift Wind you dirty bucket"
Swift Wind by Analytical_Capabilities November 22, 2011
swift smoke
swift smoke by Recko April 26, 2006