sheeple

A term used by arrogant twats to elicit an angered response from those they are referring to. It makes them feel superior to be one of the few truly "in the know".
It suggests that the peope being referred somehow have less education o a particular subject, follow only mainstream media, and are gullible. This of course is often a completely unsubstantiated claim.

1990's - You're fools! Global Warming will kill us all, but you're too busy consuming and polluting listening to whatever the news will tell you. ENJOY YOUR LIES SHEEPLE!

same person later

2000's - You're fools! There's no such thing as Global Warming! You're too busy listening to Al Gore and whatever these so called "green" companies say not realizing they're just after your money! ENJOY YOUR LIES SHEEPLE!

by nanomousy October 14, 2009

Sleepless touch

It's when you can't sleep and as you stare at the ceiling, thoughts and feelings rush over you as you realize you've given up on all of your dreams. And as this blanket of dark covers you, not wanting to become smothered, you're mind focuses on that one person who touched your soul. All becomes calm as you begin to touch yourself to remember and to feel again.

I was tossing and turning until I focused on you. Your sleepless touch was all I needed.

by Relaxed&satisfied79 November 13, 2013

A Sleepless Melody

A sleepless Melody is a fantastic Acoustic duo from the suburbs of Melbourne. They have a large fanbase not only on Myspace, but Twitter and Facebook alike. Andrew Turner (Guitarist) and Matthew Seymour (Vocalist) are some of the sweetest guys with the kindest intentions. They love their fans and refure to them as 'friends'. Anyone who has seen them live will see the pure emotion on their face and know that these boys have an amazing future ahead. They mean a lot to every fan and the fucking rock! :D

Shan: Hey, man! Did you go to the A Sleepless Melody gig on the weekend!?
Mim: Yeah, man! They freakin' kicked it!
Shan: Matt hugged me and called me Lennie again! D:
Mim: HAHAHAHAHAHA. /Mentally Hi-5's Mattchu.

by Mimishhh October 28, 2010

Chimney sweeper

When you put a tutu on your pet hamster to lure him/her into your anal canal to take care of the ass itch.

C’mon Hammy, burrow! Burrow! Deeper! You’re the best chimney sweeper!

by Hamsterjam February 25, 2018

Austrian Street Sweeper

A sexual act involving two people wearing matching soccer jerseys. One partner holds the feet of the other, holding that partner up in a wheelbarrow position while simultaneously urinating on the partner being held up. In an act of sexual submission, the partner being held up mops the urine on the floor his or her head.

Donald Trump would kill to have Ivanka give him an Austrian Street Sweeper, but he'd be better off asking R-Kelly.

by ReasonablePrudentPerson November 16, 2016

Steeplewaste

Otherwise known as the Iroquois Steeplechase, a horserace held every year during the second weekend of May on the grounds of Percy Warner Park in Nashville, TN benefitting Vanderbilt Children's Hospital, but is usually an excuse for rich young people to gather on the infield and get massively shitfaced in broad daylight, thus not watching the horserace altogether

"Dude are you going to Steeplewaste this weekend?!"

"Hell yeah let's get fucked up!!!!"

by smoothieking11 December 27, 2009

sheeple hour

The time when human sheep (i.e. sheeple) are all coming back from work (aka commuting:) to experience the pleasures of homely life. Road rage, traffic jams and human jams are prevalent characteristics of this phenomenon.

To avoid sheeple hours, just don't follow the damn sheep!

by concomitant January 19, 2011