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A hospital where they take the worst, most despicable of SPOILED BRATS away with a child sized STRAIGHT JACKET. When your child is throwing an uncontrollable tantrum it is time to FAKE call THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL or SANTA. Tell them you have Santa's number and you're canceling ALL THE TOYS. Just hope your child doesn't catch on and fake call SOCIAL SERVICES.
Karen: My youngest was throwing a tantrum last night. I couldn't take all the screaming.
Sharon: Did you try calling the Children's Hospital?
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by HearMyName November 18, 2018
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A place where kids go when they're sick.
Mum, I have a pole through my chest. Could you please drive me to the childrens hospital
by chris January 04, 2005
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